I think the library is an appropriate place for me to teach you new things, no, kitten? The smell of paper and leather, the creak of wood and the flicker of dim light contribute to the ambience of weighty matters.
Some of the things I am going to teach you are in these books: forbidden things, filthy things, forgotten things. But first, I am going to use a book to teach you in a different way: let me select a particularly solid volume…yes, this one has good heft.
Brace yourself, my quaking young student. The ones who came before you had trouble holding onto the chair for this, though I think you hold great promise at excelling in your lessons.